The Cheaters Ball!
“Till death do you part” means nothing to you. Your wife has been neglecting your needs as a man, and thus, your eyes have been wandering. Do you go for your secretary? The barista who’s been serving you coffee while you commute toa job you hate? How about inviting your usual house sitter, Aubry Babcock, over while your wife is only feet away? You live dangerously, as your wife’s future divorce attorney would love to know what Aubry’s doing to your cock. But who the fuck cares?
Aubry’s a college student who’s swallowing you whole, sucking your balls, and doing everything that wasn’t in her resume. Your better half is probably planning a lunch date with her girlfriends while Aubry takes a massive load to the face. Maybe next time, spring for a hotel room.
