Southern Charm Foot Worship
Hoo-Wee! Step-mom Terra Mizu’s feets sho’ is tired after clickety-clackin’ around the double-wide all day and servin’ up them grits and sausage. Boy, howdy! She wants to get herself a lil foot worship! She hollers for her no-good step-son, Leo Blue, like she’s callin’ him for a whoopin’. He don’t wanna give her no such thing as a foot rub, but she talks him into it – a step-mom knows how to get her step-son’s feathers in a rustle.
Her feet are sweatier than a blind fancy lady at a hotdog eating contest, so he starts slurpin’ up on ’em with his crazy long tongue to give them a bath. It is Friday, after all.