Things That Will Never Happen To You In Your Fucking Life Nicole Zurich
He thought he was just shopping for a couch — not signing up for a hands-on sex education session with a reclining backrest. Nicole Zurich, an expert in furniture… and acrobatic positions, doesn’t just show him the erotic chair — she mounts it and says, “If you take it home, I’ll teach you all its features… in intensive mode.” Between cushions, moans, and furniture with a satisfaction guarantee, Ricardo leaves the store sexually fulfilled.
