Don’t Get Mad Get Even!
Daisy Phoenix’s boyfriend might be the dumbest motherfucker in the universe. Scratch that. Her EX-BOYFRIEND. Somehow, he got it in his mind that breaking Daisy’s heart would be a good idea—and he was certainly mistaken. You’ve always been someone Daisy has confided in. Her rock, her shoulder to lean on. She’s vented to you about everything, and now she’s not getting mad–she’s getting even. Daisy takes you to a local motel and pumps you off. Daisy isn’t really cheating with a handjob, is she?
Would it matter? “Revenge is a dish best served cold” doesn’t apply here. Daisy is foregoing therapy for an afternoon of jerking you until her face is a mess for that lousy cheat at home.
