Tag: George Uhl

  • I’ll Be The Judge Of That

    I’ll Be The Judge Of That

    I’ll Be The Judge Of That Today in the Fake Hostel, Michael Fly and George Uhl are having a debate over who is the best at fucking. To help settle the argument once and for all, stunning brunette Mini MitziX agrees to be the judge, removing her thong and getting into position on the bed.…

  • Easy Cock Rider

    Easy Cock Rider

    Easy Cock Rider Women once fought for the right to wear pants and burned their bras in protest. Well, a woman without a bra is something I support. I’m all for freedom, folks. And when I saw those two on the side of the road by the rusty wreck, I realized that freedom is exactly…

  • Renovate Your Space With Style And Grace!

    Renovate Your Space With Style And Grace!

    Renovate Your Space With Style And Grace! I saw a picture of the two of them on a trashy pamphlet in the mailbox. That advertising garbage was cheap, and I didn’t doubt for a second that the picture was of this very couple. My cock was begging to invite this girl home. My twisted mind…

  • Condom Cream Eclairs

    Condom Cream Eclairs

    Condom Cream Eclairs Since ancient times, the female half of humanity has asked itself the question of who is better, a rich husband with a tiny penis or a poor husband with a horse-length schlong. In order not to agonize over the question, the wisest part of this half allowed themselves to have fleeting affairs.…

  • Snoring Preferences

    Snoring Preferences

    Snoring Preferences There’s a heaven with a sweetheart even in the crib, they said. They certainly didn’t take into account the fact that sweetie snores like a motorboat. And that he’s an asshole. Well, there may be heaven in a crib, but not with a sweetheart, that’s the problem. This girl just wanted to have…

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  • Screwy Ain’T It

    Screwy Ain’T It

    Screwy Ain’T It Daddy, can you see if my nipples have enlarged? Touch them, Daddy! Do you think men will like me now? My husband is so uncaring! He’s more interested in books than in my hot and coitus eager flesh. Do you like it when I dip my little fingers into my wet panties?…

  • Real Juicy Pussy Hunting

    Real Juicy Pussy Hunting

    Real Juicy Pussy Hunting My parents must have known what my future held when they named me. I heard that even the offspring of some president with the same name is following my example and hunting for juicy pussy in his spare time from trading on the stock exchange. He can’t catch up with me,…

  • Salty Balls Are Girls’ Best Friend

    Salty Balls Are Girls’ Best Friend

    Salty Balls Are Girls’ Best Friend Too rich people often act like they are allowed everything. The problem is that sometimes rich people really can allow themselves everything. If only because they have worked really hard to become rich, which means they know a lot and know how to do a lot. Such was the…