Tag: Vip4K
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I Don’T Know What Happened Last Night
I Don’T Know What Happened Last Night A day ago, she would have laughed in the face of anyone who said she would get a high school guy into bed with her. One night later, they woke up naked in the same bed. He was only eighteen, she was fifty-four. His parents were due to…
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Groom’S NoShow Bride’S Wedding Woe
Groom’S NoShow Bride’S Wedding Woe The famous psychologist and scientist Chuck Wood, Jr. mentioned in his Encyclopedia for Every Occasion 1024 ways to ruin a wedding, but could not have imagined the situation that happened the other day in a picturesque suburb of Prague, where the groom did not show up to the wedding on…
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There Are No Stalemates Even After The Robbery In Prague
There Are No Stalemates Even After The Robbery In Prague Once a wolf, always a wolf, they say. Well, let me tell you the story. One day I met a beautiful couple. I liked them, but not in the way you think, you dirty perverts. I just wanted to take them for a walk in…
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Inseminate Me MrAgent
Inseminate Me MrAgent Nothing is easier for the modern girl than to get knocked up, and nothing is more difficult than to get pregnant. Waiting for the right moment, the right mood, promotion at work and other signs in the sky, girls are often left babyless. But there are no hopeless situations, and in such…
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Soap Opera Plot
Soap Opera Plot At a basketball game when I was in the fifth grade, she yanked off my underwear and the whole crowd saw my wiener. There will be people who find it hilarious to this date. No, not in my case. For 10 years, I fantasized of exacting vengeance on her for the awful…
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Semen Is The Best Antihistamine
Semen Is The Best Antihistamine Interesting fact: real Czech ice cream has been made since ancient times according to the molds of Italian confectioners. If you want to taste the best Italian ice cream in the world, look for it in small Prague cafes. But keep in mind: all the constituents of ice cream here…
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His PostTraumatic Stress Disorder Caused The Wildest Sex Of Her Life
His PostTraumatic Stress Disorder Caused The Wildest Sex Of Her Life They stopped at a hotel to take a break along the way. This stop was a turning point in their lives. Daddy, a war veteran, decided it was time to pay attention to female flesh. And his attendants decided not to interfere with what…
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The Spy Who Slipped And Slid A Slippery Situation
The Spy Who Slipped And Slid A Slippery Situation Sometimes things happen that I can’t understand. For example, yesterday on the news, a Colombian pilot filmed a UFO. And today I met a couple in which the girl didn’t even know the guy was head over heels in love with her, and the moron couldn’t…
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Shut Your Fucking Mouth Sweetheart!
Shut Your Fucking Mouth Sweetheart! If a golden woman keeps quiet confidently, it means she believes she is entitled to gold for her silence. When they bet that she would be silent for at least half an hour, he believed the old saying to be true. But toward the end he had to remember the…
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Hit Run And Fuck
Hit Run And Fuck If you’re fooling, be prepared to be fooled yourself. This staged crush promised to be a lucrative scam for a couple of small-time crooks. But unfortunately for them, they ran into me, and I’m sure I know how to capture my victories on camera. I’m sure you guys know that, too.…