00:06\u201cWe will handle any reptile or vermin needs you may have,\u201d read the ad that popped up on my phone, \u201cincluding snake taming.\u201d I swear, my little pocket computer must be listening to my conversations, because I was just talking about e-reptile dysfunction. I dialed the number, scheduled an appointment, and the lovely McKenna Lynn showed up at my doorstep that afternoon. \u201cSo, is it a pet snake or wild?\u201d she asked, then went wide eyed as I told her how big it is.<\/p>\n\n\n
\u201cI have come across a few one-eyed snakes before, but not very often. Where\u2019s he at?\u201d She peeked under my couch, but the untamed beast was hiding elsewhere.08:02\u201cYou keep him in your pants?\u201d McKenna asked before finding my python. She put her snake-charming skills to work, soothing the monster with a practiced stroke of her hands. \u201cSnakes really like to be warm,\u201d she said before guiding it into her mouth. I could see why she has 5 stars on Yelp.12:45\u201cYou know what also helps?<\/p>\n\n\n
Snakes love to burrow!\u201d McKenna had me sit back, then climbed on top of me, and helped my snake slither inside. \u201cI think he likes it in there,\u201d she said, and she was right.18:42Then she did a 180 and rode me backwards, my hand under her ass to help her bounce. The couch creaked as I rubbed her clit and my serpent burrowed deeper.21:12We stood up, snake still in his new hole while McKenna made oh-faces and OMGs.<\/p>\n\n\n
She pressed her body into me, pushing me deeper as I helped myself to handfuls of titty. \u201cThat feels so good!\u201d23:54McKenna hadn\u2019t had any piledriver training at herpetology college, but the girl\u2019s a fast learner. Her eyes rolled back as I guided my snake so deep you could see it pressing through her skin, seemingly growing bigger by the moment. \u201cAmazing.\u201d27:20Some snakes constrict their prey with a tight grip, but it was McKenna doing the constricting as she leaned over the back of the couch.<\/p>\n\n\n
Her pussy squeezed my anaconda while swallowing the whole thing, a big smile on McKenna\u2019s face the whole time.32:20She rolled onto her back, where I kept stretching her out and she kept moaning. \u201cFeels so good,\u201d McKenna said, taking my slow, deep thrusts. \u201cThat means I did my job right.\u201d35:00McKenna was well aware that some snakes shoot venom, and thought my pet should release it in his new home. \u201cI\u2019m the expert here,\u201d she assured me before he started spitting.<\/p>\n\n\n
\u201cI think he\u2019s been tamed,\u201d McKenna said. \u201cHe\u2019s so calm and friendly now! He\u2019s so happy! Goodbye, little cutie! If you have any other reptile issues, don\u2019t be afraid to give me a call or a text!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n \n