{"id":185239,"date":"2026-06-06T15:17:45","date_gmt":"2026-06-06T15:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/06\/case-no-8005664-elana-bunnz-the-fake-mom-thief\/"},"modified":"2026-06-06T15:17:45","modified_gmt":"2026-06-06T15:17:45","slug":"case-no-8005664-elana-bunnz-the-fake-mom-thief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/2026\/06\/06\/case-no-8005664-elana-bunnz-the-fake-mom-thief\/","title":{"rendered":"Case No 8005664 Elana Bunnz The \u201cFake Mom\u201d Thief"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class='wp-block-heading'>Case No 8005664 Elana Bunnz The \u201cFake Mom\u201d Thief<\/h2>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pretending to be pregnant, really? Some of these thieves stoop so low, you just wouldn\u2019t believe it if you didn\u2019t see it. But that\u2019s where we, loss prevention officers, come in. We fuck some much-needed manners into these thieves. 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