00:06When I\u2019m not giving ladies the talk and cock on the PornDudeCasting couch, I spend a lot of time reviewing adult websites for ThePornDude.com. The work calls for different equipment than you might use around the office, which is why I couldn\u2019t resist testing out a new premium pocket pussy service from Doc Johnson. The package that soon arrived was even sexier than I\u2019d imagined. \u201cI\u2019m Jade Green,\u201d said the pornstar at my door. \u201cI can give you a full demonstration!<\/p>\n\n\n
\u201d\u00a004:13As soon as I invited her in, Jade began her product exhibition. \u201cNot only do you get the pocket pussy, you can compare it to the real thing!\u201d We started with the synthetic version first, which the babe held in place using her own built-in fap sleeve, moaning as I stretched out both: double the pleasure. \u201cWanna compare it against the real thing?\u201d Her eyes rolled back as I gave it to her. \u201cOh, your cock feels so good!<\/p>\n\n\n
\u201d\u00a007:30In the next phase of product testing, Jade lubed me up and slipped the pocket pussy over me. \u201cIt feels just like the real thing,\u201d she said, working it with both hands. \u201cWhat do you think, though?\u201d\u00a009:07I did enjoy the silicone cooter, but I needed to try Jade\u2019s again. \u201cI don\u2019t think I need this dress anymore,\u201d she said, stripping naked as she climbed back aboard. \u201cI hope I\u2019m the best delivery person you\u2019ve ever had,\u201d she moaned shortly before getting off with a shout.<\/p>\n\n\n
\u201cAnd this pussy self-lubricates,\u201d she added, as if I couldn\u2019t tell.\u00a013:00Jade stretched out on the couch and wrapped her feet around my hog. \u201cYour dick feels way better than the pocket pussy and your dick inside me,\u201d she opined, her soles on either side of my shaft. \u201cThat\u2019s my review!\u201d\u00a015:20She rode my cock again, backwards this time. \u201cFuck me with your fuckin\u2019 anime dick!\u201d she squealed, bouncing higher and higher. \u201cOh fuck, I\u2019m cumming!<\/p>\n\n\n
\u201d I helped her out by twiddling my fingers as I fucked her. \u201cRub that pussy raw,\u201d she screamed. \u201cFuck, I think you\u2019re hitting my cervix, Porn Dude!\u201d\u00a018:40Jade stood up, bent over, and took all of me from behind. \u201cFuck yeah, Porn Dude!\u201d I held her shoulders and smacked her ass as I boned her, earning oh face and OMGs as her sexy legs got weaker.\u00a020:58Then she got on her knees, moaning and clutching an official Porn Dude pillow as we fucked like dogs.<\/p>\n\n\n
(Get your own licensed swag in the PornDudeShop today!) \u201cYou are stretching her out so much,\u201d she gushed, and I climbed on top of the couch to stretch her out a little more.\u00a024:00Jade got on her back, holding her legs in the air as I slipped back inside. I gripped her feet like handles as she pressed her soles together over her pretty head. \u201cI like being your personal pocket pussy, Porn Dude,\u201d she said as I tested the durability of her delivery. \u201cAnd she barely runs out of cum.<\/p>\n\n\n
She just keeps lubricating!\u201d I pet that kitty, making Jade squirm and squeal.\u00a029:00\u201cI think you can cum all over my glasses,\u201d Jade told me as the testing reached its final phase. Her eyes and mouth both pleaded for it as I pounded her. \u201cOh my god, Porn Dude!\u201d She took off her sticky spectacles and cleaned them with her tongue. \u201cOh, you taste good,\u201d Jade said. \u201cI can\u2019t wait for the final review!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n \n