{"id":8776,"date":"2023-04-10T19:03:14","date_gmt":"2023-04-10T19:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/10\/those-arent-easter-eggs\/"},"modified":"2025-05-11T17:38:28","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T17:38:28","slug":"those-arent-easter-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/2023\/04\/10\/those-arent-easter-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"Those aren&#8217;t Easter Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 class='wp-block-heading'>Those aren&#8217;t Easter Eggs<\/h2>\n\n<p>Sandy and Sydney want to create special memories for Easter with their stepsons, Chris and Parker. Each year, they all wear pastel clothes, have an easter egg hunt, and a family photo. However, this year, the sons aren\u2019t that into it, so they make little to no effort figuring out where the easter eggs could be. The boys decide to look in Sandy\u2019s bedroom, and they do find some eggs, just not the ones they were looking for!<\/p>\n\n\n<p> Now Sandy and Sydney have to explain what kegel eggs are and how they work, but since their stepsons aren\u2019t the brightest bulbs, they require a little more firsthand experience to really understand how these eggs can keep their stepmothers\u2019 pussies tight and young.<\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video controls src=\"https:\/\/images.mylfcdn.net\/design\/tour\/msw\/tour\/pics\/sandy_love_and_sydney_paige\/bio_small.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n        <div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-content-justification-center is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-16018d1d wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n        \n        <div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\">Home<\/a><\/div>\n        \n        \n        <div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/join.mylf.com\/track\/NDc3MDMuMy4xLjk4LjAuMC4wLjAuMA\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Watch full video<\/a><\/div>\n        \n        <\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those aren&#8217;t Easter Eggs Sandy and Sydney want to create special memories for Easter with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8775,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[1320,1253,1335],"class_list":["post-8776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-new-videos","tag-momswap","tag-sandy-love","tag-sydney-paige"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":125198,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8776\/revisions\/125198"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/realpornblogger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}